Vick to Goodell: “You can’t come to my birthday”
Troubled QB fires back as rumors of disturbing leaked rap album emerge
(AP) Atlanta, GA. –
One day after being told by Roger Goodell that he could not attend Atlanta Falcons training camp, Michael Vick fired back at the NFL commissioner, saying he himself had something Goodell could not attend – his birthday.
In a statement released early Tuesday morning, Vick said: “Roger Goodell cannot come to my birthday party. There will be cookie cake, arcade games, free arcade tokens, free take home treats, and free 7-Up. None of which Roger Goodell can have. Roger Goodell is a poo-poo head. Roger Goodell has a girlfriend. Roger Goodell scribble-scrabbles.”
Then Vick issued an especially hard-edged finale: “Roger Goodell, I’m not your friend.”
The move left many around the league questioning why Vick, a low-life scumbag, felt the move would have any impact. And Goodell’s camp, as expected, released a follow-up statement claiming Goodell “didn’t want to go anyway” and that he was attending a spend-the-night party hosted by Vince Young, Goodell’s reported “new best friend.”
Still for Vick, the news only worsened.
Just last week, new evidence linked him to killing puppies in various inhumane ways. And just Tuesday, a promo copy of an underground Michael Vick rap album had leaked to the media. The album, titled K-9MM, features a song list and lyrics that are heavily disturbing, not to mention condemning to the embattled quarterback and doggy-strangler.
A list of track names includes “Blam, Blam... Who’s barking now?” “Hey boy, wanna treat? (from my Gloc),” “Incomplete Pass, Complete Psycho,” and "P.E.T.A. (Puppies Easily Thrown Away)."
The lyrics contained within were even more disturbing, showing the mind of a man with a passion for insanity, violence and body-slamming dogs.
This a hard-ass track, you ain’t gon’ hear no Dido.
What’s that sound? I just electrocuted Fido.
You sayin' I should be real sorry and have regrets?
I'll show you what you gon' have: some dead-ass pets.
People say I be killin’ dogs for no rhyme or reason,
But Mike Vick’s calendar says ‘Puppy Killin’ Season.’
This news only creates more legal and financial trouble for Vick, who had his sponsors backing away, including Hasbro, Coca-Cola, Kraft, AirTran, The Boy & Girls Club of America, and the website longliveyourdog.com.
As of early afternoon Tuesday, government officials hesitated to declare Michael Vick the worst person to ever be involved with athletics. The move was on hold as they investigated claims that Hitler played soccer.
that shit is hilarious lambert
Posted by: Tom | July 24, 2007 at 01:30 PM