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More college football season equals more college football monkey. And with the regular season wrapping up and the drama ramping up, the dirty little monkey has his hands full. And not just with his own shit.
This week, the monkey answers all your stupid, profane questions with, well, stupid, profane answers.
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Monkey,
Is Oregon’s Dennis Dixon really that good?
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Monkey boy,
Are you surprised at Dennis Erickson having Arizona State 8-1 this season?
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Monkey,
Who, in your opinion, should win the Heisman Trophy?
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Monkey,
The Heisman is supposed to go to the best player in the country. So who is he?
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OK monkey,
LSU squeeked by again. Are they legit?
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Football monkey do you wear Nick Saban pajamas at night? You know he is the man.
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I would like to hear your opinion of Notre Dame and or Georgia Tech. Both teams filled with complete, talent less d-bags who are over-touted most years. Don't hold back your true feelings you dick.
Justin from the A
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Hey Monkey, who has had sex with more young boys, you or John Parker Wilson? We would like to know.
Robert from Georgia
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Yo monkey,
We know your opinion of Bill Callahan. We all share it. After our 76-39 loss to Kansas, Callahan says the term ‘resignation’ isn’t in his vocabulary. When do you think Tom Osborne makes the move and fires Callahan?
Scott in Lincoln
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Hey monkey,
How can Charlie Weis still not settle on a QB for the 1-8 Fighting Irish?
Hey Monkey,
What are your thoughts on Nick Saban getting his ass handed to him by the Miss St Bulldogs? How overrated were they? Let me know you silly, gay monkey.
Posted by: Robert from TN | November 12, 2007 at 10:24 AM
Monkey,
I am interested in hearing your thoughts on the Big 10 bitches, Michigan and Ohio State. Can you formulate a coherent thought and provide some good feedabck. Thanks ass hat.
Posted by: Howard | November 12, 2007 at 02:28 PM
Hey Monkey,
How good is Hawaii? I would think that you like them considering you are a "rainbow" warrior.
Posted by: Jack from Georgia | November 14, 2007 at 06:27 AM
Hey monkey,
The only reason I go to this website is to hear your responses. Quit playing with your limp noodle and get on it. You stupid, fucking, gay, shit eating monkey.
Posted by: John from Wisconsin | November 16, 2007 at 07:47 AM