Actual Author of Gump4Heisman.com
Well hello. After months of being the man behind the curtain, I'm stepping out. From behind the curtain. Or, more like lifting it up enough to duck my head up and under it.
This will explain the unusual lack of postings lately... I've finally embarked on a stand-up comedy career. That's right. I'm taking my demented mind into the world of comedy. And while the early results have been promising, I need your help!
I recently won a talent search which sent me out to Hollywood for a great opportunity in comedy. I got to meet Jamie Kennedy, perform my comedy for him, and go onstage at the world-famous Laugh Factory. It was GREAT. Now's my chance to get back out there, but not without YOUR VOTE.
So here's how you do it:
Step 1: REGISTER. Go here: BIG SHOT LIVE. Enter your ZIP code. Then, register an account (look for 'REGISTER' next to the black Login bar)
Step 2: VOTE. For this video:
In it, I conduct a parody interview with myself about life since my trip to Hollywood. Pretty ridiculous. You can watch the whole thing, or just vote and continue through your day.
(You don't need to enter your ZIP. Just click the green 'SEND' button (pictured))
Vote early and vote OFTEN. You can vote up to once per day.
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Also, unrelated to the voting, here's a link to the episode of my 1st trip to Hollywood, for some background...

My 1st Trip to Hollywood: Check it, cuz.
So, yea. It was a really kick-ass trip.
And no, I'm not giving up the GUMP. Just really busy with work and comedy. So much so that the time I can put in here has been obviously lessened. But I'll continue to write, especially once the season kicks back up.
I appreciate anyone who continues to support this site, and to any fans of this blog, this is the best way to show your support.
Send the 1st video, or both, to as many people as you can. Maybe if you're a blogger, post a link. Maybe not. Either way, I need as many votes as possible so I can go back out there.
Y'all make it happen, cuz.








Congrats, Gump. I have always loved the blog. You can bet I will be voting for your dumb ass!
Posted by: The Sabanator | March 31, 2008 at 06:36 PM
wow! you're everywhere aren't you, p? and yes, i've voted...and voted...yo ass is gonna win, i'll say it again...ain't nothin' this mo' fo' can't win...he's da funniest, so tell yo' next o' kin...cuz not votin' for patton is da ultimate sin...
werd..
Posted by: jules | April 02, 2008 at 02:31 AM
Am I too late? Does this not work anymore? I tried registering and voting, but there doesn't seem to be anything there. The link goes to the main page, and even once I found the video with their search clicking on it goes straight to a "click here to go to advertiser" message.
Posted by: cam | April 04, 2008 at 02:15 PM
Hey guys,
Sabanator, THANKS! Your support has always been awesome.
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jules,
werd.
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cam,
hey man. once you register, the only link you need is the 'HOLLYWOOD INTERVIEW' one.
when you go there, don't enter your zip, and wait for the horrid ad to finish. then the video will commence.
all you have to do is hit 'SEND,' pass it on to your friends, and you will have done your part.
THANKS MAN!
- GUMP
Posted by: The Gump | April 04, 2008 at 04:23 PM