The Haikus of Perrilloux

trying to avoid interceptions.
also,
federal subpoenas.




4th quarter.
we will lose.
or is that the weed talking?




there are people who think i am a violent thug.
but it doesn’t matter.
because i’ll put a hit out on those people anyway.






"ryan perrilloux"
rhymes with
"michael vick."







committing murders.
and,
costly turnovers.




money.
it doesn’t matter to me.
mainly because i can print it out whenever i need some.




to people who watch my every move:
why do you always wear jackets,
that say ‘fbi’?

les miles.
the umpire.
seventeen strikes - you’re out.




really really high.
so fucked up.
man, i do not want to be at practice right now.




fbi agents.
at my apartment.
me.
at my new apartment.




penetrating bitches.
and,
minimum security prisons.




arrested again.
i have got to stop breaking laws.
without my lucky ski-mask.




coach miles says,
my very last chance,
is the one after the one after next.




gang members are bad people.
but,
they make pretty solid roommates.




i hate it when people ask me
if i sell drugs.
especially when I’m out of them.




i see dead people.
and,
people who owed ryan perrilloux a lot of money.

Comments

[Ryan]

What the fuck is this?
I ain't no poet writer.
Straight thug gangsta, bitch.

Don't piss me off, yo.
I'll break my foot off in you.
Oh, and fuck your mom.

Where my playas at?
Ain't shit we can't fuckin' do.
Fuck them gay ass rules.

We the Tigers, ya'll.
Character don't mean shit, bitch.
All I need is weed.

Oh, and bitches....lots of bitches.

[Kevin McCalister]

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