GUMP'S FINANCIER: "Writings Of English Writings on World of Sporting With Balls"

by PABLO ALEJANDRO GUTIERREZ JOHNSON
Columbian Drug Lord & Financier of Gump4Heisman.com

Hello beeches.

This is my belong website. Am not writer. Am money man. Am living in Columbia. Am lord of powders. Am selling heroin most every day of week if you like. Am checking emails at heroinpinata@gmail.com. Emails me. My shit will put you in clouds. Is bad for you. Don't say 'Hello' for drugs. Just say maybe. (Last part of writings is shit from cows. Is typed because of lawyer. Is scared of legal rapings. Is leetle beech of man.)

Am not good with writings of English writings. Am not speaking it good. Am not writing it good. Did not exit from vagina into country of Englishes. Am naive Columbian. Am financing writings of comedian with John Lennon haircut. Is not Beatle. Is not 1963. Is need to get fucking haircut.

Am finally convincing lanky comedian to let me punch keyboard. Is very difficult. He is not letting other people punch keyboard for blogging. He is goofy piece of fart. Now is let me. Because finally I pay him. So is my left turn to comment hilarious comments on world of playing with balls.

Holy toilets. Is busy week for sporting of balls. Cannot believe in LSU quarterback was pushed off team. Is very good news. LSU quarterback is one of biggest personal heroin sellers. Is used to make me good money. Is free up for now more sellings of heroin. Fuck the yes's!

Am very much finally having respect for Les Miles. Kicks bad man off team. Makes country of United Americas finally say ‘Good from you Les Miles.’ LSU picture appears better in mirror. Miles grab respect from newspaper cult. I make more money for future heroin dealings. Everybody is 1-0.

What else happens in world of study-plus-football? Nothing many. Is season of no season. Is boring. Last break-from-week, many players of study-plus-football are taken in choosings of players for money-plus-football. Them for good. Soon they will have many blings.

What else happens in world of playing with balls? Baseball pitcher for NASA is very horny. Holy toilets. Is being horny with very ugly beeches. Is being horny with dark corners. Is ruining personal statue. In future timings, people will say ‘Baseball pitcher for NASA is piece of fart.’ Is probably getting horny on teenage beech as I am punching keyboard.

What else happens in world of playing with balls? In sport of bouncing balls for money, people excited for final gamings. People pray to Jordan for final round of fuedings of teams from 1980s. These teams is too old for schooling. These teams is used to have man of Magic versus man of Bird.

What else happens in world of playing with balls? Horses is being dead. Is very sad. Is like old movie with Mr. Eastern Wood where horses is having to be gunned in face. Hate it when horse is in movie dies. Is sadder than person is in movie dies. In life of regular, is still sadder when horses is being dead.

Blog from sellings of heroin is today in media. Is article written by reporter in state of Georges. Is making reference to not being tall coach of Tide of Elephants. Nick Sabans. Is making reference to Heismans for Gump. (Click for magic transport.) If do not click, is made for reading here:

“I looked (Nick Saban) squarely in the eye when I spoke with him behind the 18th green at the Country Club of Columbus and came away relieved that he chose not to reduce me to a pile of cinder with the laser beams that reputedly shoot from his retinas every so often.”

Is good for blog. Is nice to make myths being popular for printed in media. Is possible to generate more sellings of heroin? Is hopings so. Is about all to punch in keyboard for day of this.

Writer of blog is forcing to advertise. He is telling jokes to microphones. Is make odd voices. Is possessing many American Africans in throat. Is very odd. Is very white. Is doing comedy showing at Dome of Stars on May 20 in City of Magic Alabama. (Click for magic transport.) Liking comedy? Liking blog? Purchasing of tickets? Actual namings is Patton. Like namings of famously general in War of Globes II.

Is no more writings now. Is nothing else happening in world of playings with balls. Is going to make future writings for blogging man. Is hope you like. If not like, is hope you fucking yourself.

Have greats day. The beginning.

Comments

[tom]

interesting Lamby