15 Alternate Alabama SPORTS ILLUSTRATED Covers
When the news broke that the Alabama Crimson Tide (and standout RB Glen Coffee) would once again grace the cover of a prestigious magazine, Tide fans got excited. Well, the Gump got really fucking excited.
Because news like this = satire gold.
Let's begin.
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This hurts me to laugh this hard!
Posted by: Big | September 05, 2008 at 01:09 PM
LOLz? Holy crap, I pissed myself again with the "SIAP, RTR!" one...
Posted by: WarrX | September 05, 2008 at 02:32 PM
Sorry if already Posted?, Roll Tide Roll?, Laughing my ass off?
WTF where's my BFF Jill?
Posted by: Trizzle | September 05, 2008 at 03:25 PM
I was thinking more on the lines of Cocaine Cowboys.
Posted by: Mike | September 05, 2008 at 03:42 PM
Thank you for giving me the laugh of a lifetime! Hooray for Saban!
Posted by: BamaRugby | September 05, 2008 at 04:38 PM
I have laughed at things on your site before, but this was BRILLIANT!!!
Posted by: bamavicki | September 05, 2008 at 04:55 PM
ha that shit is too funny.
Posted by: Rocky | September 05, 2008 at 08:16 PM
thats some pretty good work there. Issues, Escalade, and the saban quote being bullshit were my favs....
Posted by: tempebamafan | September 06, 2008 at 03:10 AM
Hilarious. Good work, Gump.
Posted by: crimson daddy | September 06, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Can we just call Julio "OnStar"?
Posted by: Mr. Pelican Pants | September 06, 2008 at 12:26 PM
did you guys just win a national championship or what? beat an overrated acc team and you would think so.
Posted by: biggestbamabasher | September 08, 2008 at 08:18 AM
basher,
Did you somehow skip cover #8?
Or #3?
Or all the ones that make fun of Clemson/the ACC?
Wow.
Also, did we just simply beat them, as Auburn did 7 months ago in OT? Or did we physically dominate them in every phase of the game? TIA. RTR.
Posted by: GUMP | September 08, 2008 at 12:21 PM
good luck w/ the heisman...one word...Knowshon
Posted by: biggestbamabasher | September 08, 2008 at 12:47 PM
basher,
Don't be too arrogant....Kno-sho has to play the team you lost to 16-12 last year....
Posted by: bamatransplant | September 08, 2008 at 01:38 PM
who lost to LA Monroe? Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Posted by: biggestbamabasher | September 08, 2008 at 01:49 PM
Guess we'll find out in a few weeks, huh? Until then, I hope you guys can find the recipe to finally beat Spurrier....
Posted by: bamatransplant | September 08, 2008 at 02:20 PM
i forget, you guys like to harp on the past.
Posted by: biggestbamabasher | September 08, 2008 at 02:22 PM
What do Alabama fans and maggots have in common?
They both can feed off a dead bear for 20 years
Posted by: biggestbamabasher | September 08, 2008 at 02:28 PM
Hi, my name is bamabasher, I like long walks on the beach, sleeping with my sister and raising sheep.
See ya in a couple of weeks, douchebag.
Posted by: Mowickey | September 09, 2008 at 04:19 PM
HI, I'M ANOTHER BAMABASHER, ANYBODY GOT SOME IDEAS OF NEW MAGAZING COVERS WE CAN GO AHEAD AND MAKE FOR SEPT. 27TH WHEN BAMA BEATS OUR ASS? WE'RE GOING TO NEED A LOT OF IDEAS TO TRY AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE NOT THE #1 OVER-RATEED TEAM EVERY YEAR...I MEAN I JUST KNOW WE'RE GOING TO WIN OUR 3RD NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SOMEDAY...BUT WE CAN'T REALLY COUNT THE TWO WE HAVE NOW SINCE WE DON'T GIVE BAMA THE RECOGNITION THEY DESERVE FOR THE 12 THEY HAVE, 1992 BEING THE LAST ONE THAT BEAR BRYANT DID NOT COACH, BUT WE'LL PRETEND HE DID ANYWAYS...BUT IT'S ALL GOOD FELLOW PUPS, EVERY DAWG HAS HIS DAY!..LOVE THE SITE BY THE WAY, SHOWS HOW FAR WE'LL GO OUT OUT OF OUR WAY TO BE HATERS.
Posted by: #1 HATER | September 17, 2008 at 01:53 PM
Just ACCept it. The SEC dominates.
Posted by: Kellye | September 17, 2008 at 03:27 PM
alabama fans suck... yall are so dillusional
Posted by: Tyler | September 17, 2008 at 09:21 PM
basher,
What do unoriginal d-bags and unorignal d-bags have in common?
They can both feed off the same joke for 20 years.
Tyler,
I agri. They are so unnoying. Can you beleeve it?
Posted by: GUMP | September 18, 2008 at 08:15 AM
Well basher, what happened? Looks like those dawgs were just pups after all. To your defense though, Bama did give up a few "mercy" points in the second half to keep the theory of the strength of the SEC intact.
TIA RTR
Posted by: bamatransplant | September 29, 2008 at 11:06 AM
nice win, you guys are legit, how about some new blog posts to laugh at?
Posted by: okiestatealum | September 29, 2008 at 05:54 PM