The Tony Franklin Offense is endorsed by superstar Fred McGriff

- THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE TONY FRANKLIN OFFENSE^TM -

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"This is the instructional video that gets results!"

- Superstar Fred McGriff

The Tony Franklin Spread Offense^TM is the spread offense to own! And it's available now!!!

Professor Tony Franklin's instructional 9-video series on the fundamentals of the Tony Franklin Spread Offense^TM has revolutionized the fundamentals of the Tony Franklin Spread Offense^TM!

This instructional series features the same techniques that produced back-to-back-to-back A.U. punting situations!!!

Professor Tony Franklin^TM has sold thousands of copies of his spread offense to high schools across the Southeast. Utilizing the fundamentals taught in The Tony Franklin Offense^TM is guaranteed to give you a better offense!

Just ask superstar Fred McGriff!

"This is the instructional video that gets results!"

- Superstar Fred McGriff

 

That was superstar Fred McGriff, on behalf of the Tony Franklin Offense^TM.

Professor Tony Franklin^TM has now brought his revolutionary Tony Franklin Offense^TM to Auburn University - who on Saturday celebrated a 3-2 victory in their first ever SEC game utilizing the fundamentals taught in the all-new & improved Tony Franklin Spread Eagle Offense^TM.

The dramatic, 9-inning victory means that Professor Tony Franklin's^TM offense is now proven to work in the toughest conference in the country, the SEC, as Auburn won 3-2^TM.

Auburn fans, you too can own a copy of the Tony Franklin Offense^TM! 

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You can own the Tony Franklin Offense^TM now, for only two payments of $29.95 and/or an Offensive Coordinator position!

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Comments

[Flat GILLIG]

Flat GILLIG ENDORSED by Fred McGriff

[mark johnson]

hahahahahahahahahahaha! it's great to be an Awwwbun Tiger, I said, "it's great to be an Awwwbun Tiger!! Hilarious and on the number, hahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!

[The Reverand Doctor]

Our Dark Lord is most displeased with Brother McGriff's endorsement of The Heretic's offense. He views Brother McGriff's hat as worshipful of The Great Hat of Louisiana, and his wrath shall surely be great and terrible, as were McGriff's final tragic years on the baseball diamond.

[Rich Rodriguez, Michigan Head Coach]

Hey, can we get a copy of that? We have been having trouble figuring out this whole punting and 3-and-out thing...I'm in dire need!

[James]

i need some gump in my life! come back!

[Mr.Pelican Pants]

WELLL ITS THE END OF AN ERA, we all knew the Spread Eagle was endangered species after the Vandy beatdown.....the Bird Flu Spread is over!!!!
WideSpread Panic Offense takes over!!

[Tony Franklin]

No longer exclusive, the Tony Franklin system is available to any and all willing to dramtically improve their offense by making the switch to the incredible Tony Franklin system! Any and all teams willing and able, we are interested in bringing the Tony Franklin system to you! Uh.....please? Pretty please? I need work. Tommy made me...it's his fault the offense sucked donkey balls.