Is it 1973? 1965? I'm confused. 'BAMA is #1. They're beating everyone. And in a lot of cases, it isn't even close. Sure, Gene Stallings put the Tide back on top in the '90's, but we haven't seen anything on this scale in... 30 years.
Inspired by the #1 Alabama Crimson Tide, the greatest television show since The Sopranos and my day job, Gump4Heisman.com has gone retro... advertising style.
Yep, when I'm not doing stand-up or not updating the site for three weeks, "the Gump" is coming up with ad ideas. Just like Don Draper. (Only with a lot less smoke, scotch and sex.)
So, why not combine the day job with the side gig?
That's exactly what I did... and the result is a retro Alabama advertising gallery three weeks in the making.
Enjoy.
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PART I: Early-60's Ad Extravaganza
(CLICK IMAGES TO ENLARGE)
1) In honor of the man. Nick Draper.
2) Let the good times Roll.
3) Memo to little brother.
4) Memo to fat-ass (former) neighbor.
5) Memo to CBS.
6) Memo to 'Bama fans.
Part II: 1970's (Well, this pic says it all):
(WARNING: This may be the most ridiculous picture you've ever seen.)
7) Time to step into...
8) New 'BAMA automotive sponsorship. (Step aside Ford Alabama Saturdays)
9) These aren't Crimson-colored glasses. These are 1970's-colored glasses.
10) Memo to national media.
11) Memo to Tommy Tuberville.
12) Auburn Football: Offense III: A New Hope.
13) BONUS: Funkadelic Alabama Christmas Album.
And finally...
14) BONUS: Retro 'BAMA movie poster. Nick Saban is Super-Fly.
FIN.
Way to go Patton, that shit is hilarious. Good luck tonight at Brown's Corner. RTR.
Posted by: cdavis11373 | November 14, 2008 at 12:31 PM
I don't have time for this shit, aight? Where's that fuckin' monkey. I'm only focused on the next task at hand, the monkey isn't just going to fucking magically appear is it? Hell no. If everybody does there job and focuses, the monkey will be here at the end.
p.s. funny shit dude.
Posted by: Nick Saban | November 14, 2008 at 01:14 PM
You're killing me, those were hilarious!
Posted by: JW | November 14, 2008 at 01:47 PM
Great as always!!! =D
Posted by: BamaGirl | November 14, 2008 at 03:54 PM
haha...my drunk hungover ass is laughing as always. good shit. i said its great to be from alabama!
Posted by: James | November 15, 2008 at 09:07 AM
i almost threw up laughing at the CBS one. thanks.
Posted by: Brandon | November 21, 2008 at 01:15 PM
This is great! Keep up the good work.
RTR and $%#@ Auburn!
Posted by: bama4life | November 25, 2008 at 08:41 AM
ITS NOT REVENGE--IT IS A
RECKONING
Posted by: 55 YEAR ALA. FAN | December 05, 2008 at 09:03 PM
NOW FOR FLORIDA-----IT IS A
DOUBLE RECKONING
Posted by: 55 YEAR ALA. FAN-wayne | December 05, 2008 at 09:08 PM
FLORIDA IS NOT THAT GOOD.. ONE
PUNT CATCH ON THE 5 YD. LINE,,& STEPPED OUT OF BOUNDS. THAT MISTAKE PROB. COST ALA. THE BALL GAME. -
Posted by: wayne | December 07, 2008 at 08:00 PM