Ah, the college football season is finally upon us.
Who should we start by satirizing? Well, in case you haven't heard, Florida has this quarterback guy. Tends to get a few headlines written about him.
Let's write some more.
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FIN.
Actually, Superman cannot have sex because "he would have to have a kryptonite condom, and that would kill him."
Posted by: hammermas | August 14, 2009 at 09:39 AM
Hilarious
Posted by: Offinya | August 14, 2009 at 02:56 PM
nice Mallrats reference, hammermas... lolz
Posted by: Glasgow Grin | August 14, 2009 at 06:05 PM
Quality shit as usual, Gump. Hope you post more often during the season.
~J
Posted by: Joker | August 15, 2009 at 07:50 PM
Too bad we won't play Auburn this year (don't go loony and say you will make it to the SECC). We would love our Timmy to have a chance to be sure you get your asses kicked really good.
Posted by: 1974gator | August 17, 2009 at 06:52 AM
Ahhh, Gump...I love your sense of humor and it is usually very funny...It is just so hard for you tide fans to rip on Tebow. Being a Florida fan myself, I am constantly flooded with insults about Tebow in hopes that I will become frazzled or poop my pants. Luckily I have realized that Tide fans and general football fans other than Gators are just jealous of Tebow. It's kind of cute, actually. Let's write some stuff about the teams and players the Tide can actually beat. Those are always funny. Good luck against VT! (Like you need it... pssh.)
Posted by: ShawnFLAG8RS | August 21, 2009 at 11:38 PM
Joker, your Timmy had two chance to beat Auburn and couldn't get it done. If you played us again, you will probably not get NC #3 this year, so you better be happy with what you got.
Posted by: Weeatgators | August 24, 2009 at 04:44 PM
I don't know which one I love the most. Probably the "not bad for a virgin." (That reminds me of the classic Clueless line: "You're a virgin, who can't drive.")
And Shawn: I don't know about other non-Florida fans, but I personally can't stand Tebow because he's a self-righteous douchebag, not because his team beats my team(s). Yes, the kid's talented. But god, do I hate his personality.
Posted by: Totes Magotes | September 01, 2009 at 01:23 PM
where is the one that he is crying like a little bitch cause he played a good team?
Posted by: GatorHator | December 06, 2009 at 05:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JKGmhAWKyA
Posted by: Scott | December 07, 2009 at 01:23 PM