A South Florida Bull's letter to Coach Saban

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Hello Coach Saban. I am mad.

Grrrr.

You do not no me. My name is George Allgood. I am a back cup RB at a school called South Florida. Do you no me?

Grrrr Coach Saban. Grrrr.

I am so mad I could split mails. All your mails. Like a angry postman Coach Saban. A very angry postman. Who will take all your fun stamps away.

Coach Saban, why did you say South Florida is for dumb people? That is unaspectable. I am un able to aspect that. Because it is like a thing without aspects. Are you surprised I am mad Coach Saban?

Well what did you aspect?

Just because we are full time students does not mean that we are all fulls. OK Coach Saban? What if I called you a full?

Coach Saban, why would you say something like that. That is so a fence if. So very, very a fence if.

Coach Saban, do you know the tie mongered expression ‘With my own tucans?’

Well yes Coach Saban, I take a fence to what you said. A big fence that I will build. With my own tucans.

I am not quite sure how I will get tucans to build a fence Coach Saban. I will admit, they do not seem very much like a fence-building species. But I will get them to Coach Saban. I will get them to.