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Hey Scott Boras. Job well done. You are the man. Were you the kid in the neighborhood who had $5-dollars-a-cup lemonade sales? Hmm.
So, let's recap. Play-Rod comes out in 2007 and has a monster year that finally begins to silence a lot of his critics. His .314 average to go with 54 homers and 154 RBIs account for one of the best seasons ever.
Yay-Rod. For A-Rod.
Yay for you too, right? Hmm.
During the season, a few things leak. We learn that Lay-Rod has been high-fallutin' around town with the ladies. We also learn that his taste in women is quite the man-muscular butch type. (Gay-Rod?)
We also learn, again, that October is not his thing. (May-Rod.)
But, at the end of the season, the phenomenal year has made him not so bad. (Okay-Rod) He's made up a lot of ground with the fans. Still, we don't know what he will do. Will he resign with the Yankees? Will he test the market? How much will Pay-Rod make? $300 million? $350 million? $1,000 million?
Well we know he can't become one of those country, small-market guys (Hay-Rod).
Where will he go?
San Francisco? (Bay-Rod?)
Toronto? (Jay-Rod?)
L.A.? (Umm... L.A. ...Rod?)
