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The monkey is back.
After a lull of doing nothing but smoking dope and throwing his shit at young zoo-goers, college football's favorite talking, corporate-sponsored monkey is back to do what he does best:
Say funny cuss words.
And, cover college football topics.
This week is the most monkey ever. Enough material to cover three "Ask the College Football Monkey" segments.
Frankly put folks, it's a motherfucking extravaganza.
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Should NFL teams really look into Darren McFadden's so-called "character issues," even though he never faced any serious suspensions in college?
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL MONKEY SAYS...
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Are you surprised at the fact that LSU could again have multiple 1st Round picks in Saturday's NFL Draft?
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL MONKEY SAYS...
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Speaking of the draft, what do you think of Dallas's move to acquire Pacman Jones for a 4th-Round pick?
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL MONKEY SAYS...
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Should Glenn Dorsey be drafted by the St. Louis Rams at #2?
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL MONKEY SAYS...
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Alabama has consistently placed players in the 1st round of the draft from the days of Bryant all the way through Bill Curry and Stallings. Then I read somewhere that they haven't had a 1st-round draft pick since Shaun Alexander in 2000.
Is that true?
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL MONKEY SAYS...
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Can Alabama's coaching staff really keep up the unprecedented recruiting they've done under Nick Saban?
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL MONKEY SAYS...
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