Kevin "White Poppa Chocolate" Scarbinksy: ‘Bama’s draft was whack yo!’

By Kevin “White Papa Chocolate” Scarbinksy
(AKA ‘K-Scar’)

What is happening players?

Players of bitches. Are you playing bitches? I am. I am White Poppa Chocolate. But you may pronounce me by the also-in-use moniker of K-Scar.

Yes yes you guys.

White Poppa Chocolate is playing bitches like these whores were not in fact bitches but were Playstation 3’s. Check out my suit. It is capable of aviation, yo. It has more buttons than a PS3 controller. It is whiter than bird defecations. Holler.

Do you play bitches like White Poppa Chocolate plays bitches? I imagine you do not.

Yo, to all of my canine mammals, what is occurring with your life at this exact moment in time?

Yes. Yes. Eternal damnation yes. For auto-biography y’all. For auto-biography.

Do you have knowledge of what I am vocalizing?

K-Scar is the man, have knowledge of what I am vocalizing.

Do you have affection for these whores? K-Scar does not. K-Scar does not have affection for these whores.

Yes yes you guys. Yes yes. K-Scar does not have affection for these whores, K-Scar is out of the entrance through which he came.

G’s up, H-I-J-K’s down. Yes yes you guys. Fornicate the bitch-ass alphabet. For auto-biography. Yes yes.

That is the topic I am currently talking about, bitches.