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Vick to Goodell: “You can’t come to my birthday”

Troubled QB fires back as rumors of disturbing leaked rap album emerge

(AP) Atlanta, GA. –

One day after being told by Roger Goodell that he could not attend Atlanta Falcons training camp, Michael Vick fired back at the NFL commissioner, saying he himself had something Goodell could not attend – his birthday.

In a statement released early Tuesday morning, Vick said: “Roger Goodell cannot come to my birthday party. There will be cookie cake, arcade games, free arcade tokens, free take home treats, and free 7-Up. None of which Roger Goodell can have. Roger Goodell is a poo-poo head. Roger Goodell has a girlfriend. Roger Goodell scribble-scrabbles.”

Then Vick issued an especially hard-edged finale: “Roger Goodell, I’m not your friend.”

The move left many around the league questioning why Vick, a low-life scumbag, felt the move would have any impact. And Goodell’s camp, as expected, released a follow-up statement claiming Goodell “didn’t want to go anyway” and that he was attending a spend-the-night party hosted by Vince Young, Goodell’s reported “new best friend.”

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HOLLYWOOD, Ca. (AP) –

First there was Michael Vick the inaccurate quarterback.

Then there was Michael Vick the scumbag doggie-killer.

Now, get ready for Michael Vick the – animated Disney villain?

Just this morning, massive billboard displays were release in New York’s Time Square and along Hollywood’s Sunset Strip, portraying Vick alongside legendary Disney scoundrel Cruella De Vil.

Michael Vick's rumored movie deal

(from wire reports)

Friday, June 22

Rumors are running rampant as to Michael Vick’s future – as a Disney cartoon villain. A picture of the troubled Atlanta Falcons quarterback was leaked to the press early Friday morning.

No further details are known at the moment. Disney executives would not comment on the situation, claiming that their villains are based only on “purely fictional scumbags that we invent of our own imagination.”

This photograph, leaked to the media in the wee hours of Friday morning, is rumored to be Michael Vick as a Disney villain.

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